(from the HenryIanCusick Group at Yahoo)
Stupid Questions To Ask A Brit:
Q: Do you drink tea?
A: Only when I've run out of everything else
Q: if yes, what kind do you drink most?
A: The one in the cupboard
Q: Do you drink hot tea?
A: It starts off hot, finishes cold
Q: if yes, do you take it black or with milk &/or sugar
A: milk and sugar
Q: or the American way (with lemon)?
A: If I'm ill, with whiskey *(That's our SHOTGLASS MEMBER!!!-niki)
Q: Coke or Pepsi?
A: Pepsi
Q: Diet or Regular?
A: Regular
Q: Ever been to Culloden?
A: Culloden Castle...
Q: Ever traversed the Chunnel?
A: Yes
Q: Ever visited Stonehenge?
A: No
Q: The French...nice or not?
A: Nice, especially Parisian waiters
Q: What's your favourite pub food?
A: Salt and vinegar crisps
Q: Ever had haggis?
A: Yes, mmmm!
Q: What is the difference between a crumpet and an English muffin?
A: Crumpet's tastier...
Q: Do you watch Dr. Who?
A: No
Q: if yes, which Doctor is (was) your favourite?
Q: Who is funnier, Benny Hill or Rowan Atkinson?
A: Shouldn't that be 'who WAS funnier?'
Q: What is the best British comedy ever made,Blackadder or Fawlty Towers?
A: Between these two, Blackadder
Q: Is Monty Python the best thing to ever come out of the UK?
A: Maybe 30 years ago
Q: Do you laugh while watching Ab Fab?
A: Never
Q: Who had the best music in the 60's, UK or USA?
A: UK
Q: 70's?
A: UK
Q: 80's?
A: UK
Q: Do females play footie in the UK?
A: Yes
Q: Can you name one?
A: Isabelle...she's playing outside with my son
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